WORLD'S SHITTIEST COWBOY
I drive behind a lot of people with dubious tough guy stickers on their cars, and I just wanted a sticker that was honest. If I were a cowboy I would be just absolute shit at it, just the worst. Enthusiasm could only take me so far.
High quality, weather resistant 2.75" x 8.5" sticker for your shittiest cowboys.
SIZE
UNISEX SIZING
Unless otherwise noted, we use 100% cotton blanks by Comfort Colors. All sizes are in inches.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | CHEST WIDTH |
| S | 26.6" | 18.25" |
| M | 28" | 20.25" |
| L | 29.4" | 22" |
| XL | 30.75" | 24" |
| 2X | 31.6" | 26" |
| 3X | 32.5" | 27.75" |
YOUTH SIZES
Unless otherwise noted, we are using 100% cotton blanks by Comfort Colors. All sizes are in inches.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | CHEST WIDTH | SIZE |
| S | 20.5" | 14.5" | 8 |
| M | 21.5" | 16.5" | 10-12 |
| L | 22.75" | 17.5" | 14-16 |
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Orders ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise noted.
FOR ORDERS IN THE UNITED STATES
I charge $5 flat rate for tracked shipping with USPS Ground Advantage.
FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
I charge $5 shipping if the order is only stickers, and $30 if the order is larger and requires more than a small envelope, via USPS First Class International.
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
If I made a mistake or sent a defective product, I’ll make it right. Just let me know and I'll take care of it.
If you provide me with the wrong address and I've already shipped it, it's out of my hands. Please make sure you're using the right address when you complete the order.
WHOLESALE
Do you run a cool shop, or know a cool shop that could use more color and affordable price points?
Please use the link below or my direct link and let's make it happen. If you have any questions about selling my products in your store or want to request a product of mine that you don't see online, e-mail me at dave@thingsbydave.com and we'll get you sorted.