WARNING! DRIVER IS EATING A FULLY-LOADED ITALIAN SUB

This sticker is contains some truth and some fiction, for me. I almost never eat Italian subs, but I do get a Jimmy John's #10 Hunter's Club (take the bread out, extra lettuce and hot peppers, easy mayo) probably once a week, and gruffle it down at stop lights if I'm late picking up our son from school. The cab of my truck is a wasteland of lettuce shreds and I really gotta clean it out. 

High quality, weather resistant 2.75" x 8.5" bumper sticker.