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UNISEX SIZING

Unless otherwise noted, we use 100% cotton blanks by Next Level. They are a preshrunk "fashion fit," so if you are between sizes, you may want to order one size up. All sizes are in inches. 

Orders ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise noted. 

RETURNS AND EXCHANGES

If I made a mistake or sent a defective product, I’ll make it right. Just let me know and I'll take care of it.

If you provide me with the wrong address and I've already shipped it, it's out of my hands. Please make sure you're using the right address when you complete the order.

Do you run a cool shop, or know a cool shop that could use more color and affordable price points? 

Please use the link below or my direct link and let's make it happen.  If you have any questions about selling my products in your store or want to request a product of mine that you don't see online, e-mail me at dave@thingsbydave.com and we'll get you sorted.