DON'T BOTHER ME, I'M HIGH AS HELL
Love this crab.
High quality weather resistant 4" x 4" sticker.
SIZE
UNISEX SIZING
Unless otherwise noted, we use 100% cotton blanks by Comfort Colors. All sizes are in inches.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | CHEST WIDTH |
| S | 26.6" | 18.25" |
| M | 28" | 20.25" |
| L | 29.4" | 22" |
| XL | 30.75" | 24" |
| 2X | 31.6" | 26" |
| 3X | 32.5" | 27.75" |
YOUTH SIZES
Unless otherwise noted, we are using 100% cotton blanks by Comfort Colors. All sizes are in inches.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | CHEST WIDTH | SIZE |
| S | 20.5" | 14.5" | 8 |
| M | 21.5" | 16.5" | 10-12 |
| L | 22.75" | 17.5" | 14-16 |
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Orders ship within 1-3 business days.
FOR ORDERS IN THE UNITED STATES
I charge $5 flat rate for tracked shipping with USPS Ground Advantage.
All orders in the US over $50 are shipped free of charge.
FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
I charge $5 shipping if the order is only stickers, and $30 if the order is larger and requires more than a small envelope, via USPS First Class International.
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
If I made a mistake or sent a defective product, I’ll make it right. Just let me know and I'll take care of it.
If you provide me with the wrong address and I've already shipped it, it's out of my hands. Please make sure you're using the right address when you complete the order.
WHOLESALE
Thanks so much for your interest!
Please use the link below or my direct link and let's make it happen. Working through Faire is the most convenient for me, but if that doesn't work for whatever reason, please let me know. If you have any questions about selling my products in your store or want to request a product of mine that you don't see online, e-mail me at dave@thingsbydave.com and we'll get you sorted.