SECRET CUMSLUT
This design is by my friend The Punishment Slut, and says CUMSLUT across the front in Wingdings. Here's what I love about this one, directly from the artist: it gives you all the agency. If someone asks you what this shirt says, you can tell them exactly what it says if you feel like it, or you can say it's a band, or make up something else entirely. May I recommend a seven letter word where the second and sixth letters are the same, like DOGSLOP, or HATCRAB?
Printed by hand, by me, at Infinite Repeats, a community-minded print studio in Charlottesville, VA, on 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton Black tees by Comfort Colors, using opaque waterbased inks by Green Galaxy.
SIZE
UNISEX SIZING
Unless otherwise noted, we use 100% cotton blanks by Comfort Colors. All sizes are in inches.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | CHEST WIDTH |
| S | 26.6" | 18.25" |
| M | 28" | 20.25" |
| L | 29.4" | 22" |
| XL | 30.75" | 24" |
| 2X | 31.6" | 26" |
| 3X | 32.5" | 27.75" |
YOUTH SIZES
Unless otherwise noted, we are using 100% cotton blanks by Comfort Colors. All sizes are in inches.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | CHEST WIDTH | SIZE |
| S | 20.5" | 14.5" | 8 |
| M | 21.5" | 16.5" | 10-12 |
| L | 22.75" | 17.5" | 14-16 |
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Orders ship within 1-3 business days.
FOR ORDERS IN THE UNITED STATES
I charge $5 flat rate for tracked shipping with USPS Ground Advantage.
FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
I charge $5 shipping if the order is only stickers, and $30 if the order is larger and requires more than a small envelope, via USPS First Class International.
FOR COMICSPRO LCSD 2025 PREORDERS
I charge $20 Flat Rate Shipping within the United States, and $50 Flat Rate Shipping to Canada. Items will ship via the most affordable rate - typically UPS Ground.
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
If I made a mistake or sent a defective product, I’ll make it right. Just let me know and I'll take care of it.
If you provide me with the wrong address and I've already shipped it, it's out of my hands. Please make sure you're using the right address when you complete the order.
WHOLESALE
Thanks so much for your interest!
Please use the link below or my direct link and let's make it happen. Working through Faire is the most convenient for me, but if that doesn't work for whatever reason, please let me know. If you have any questions about selling my products in your store or want to request a product of mine that you don't see online, e-mail me at dave@thingsbydave.com and we'll get you sorted.