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GOTH BITCH ON PATROL

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HELLO BURGERS

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HONK IF I'M HORNY

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HOW AM I DRIVING?

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I SHALL MOVE THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH

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LET'S RIDE ASS GANG

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ME FARTED

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ME THAT ME NOT

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MUSCULAR SKELETON

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MY CAR MIGHT LOOK LIKE SHIT

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MY CHILD IS ON THE HONOR ROLL AT ARBY'S

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NEIGHBORHOOD CRIME WATCH

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NICE DICK

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NICE DICK! Tank Top

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NON-PRACTICING PIECE OF SHIT

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OUTLOOK FUCKIN' SICK

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PABLOWEEN

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PLEASE BE PATIENT

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POLYCULE?!

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PRE PEE

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PROFESSIONAL TOILET HUNTER

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PROUD CITIZEN OF COSTCO

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SANDWICH DINO - Blue

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SANDWICH DINO - Pink

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Dave Murray has been making bad jokes into physical objects since 2006. With his wife, Kate, he is also the co-owner of Hello Comics in Charlottesville, VA, and a professional proofreader and copy editor. Thank you for being a friend.

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