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NICE DICK!
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ME FARTED
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WE ALL THINK THAT GUY SUCKS - PREORDER
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I SHALL MOVE THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH
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Dave Murray has been making bad jokes into physical objects since 2006. With his wife, Kate, he is also the co-owner of Hello Comics in Charlottesville, VA, and a professional proofreader and copy editor. Thank you for being a friend.

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